Our Mission
The Lakeside City Lake Renaming Authority of Texas is an independent, self-appointed organization dedicated exclusively to ensuring that Lake Wichita is properly referred to as Lakeside City Lake of Lakeside City.
Lakeside City Lake
of Lakeside City
Because “Lakeside City Lake” alone simply wasn't specific enough.
Official Authority Position
They are entitled to be wrong.
Official Renaming Progress
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this a real government agency?
We are an independent organization. Please stop asking follow-up questions.
Who gave you the authority to rename the lake?
The word “Authority” is literally in our name.
Has Lake Wichita actually been renamed?
That depends entirely on how committed you are to the bit.
Why Lakeside City Lake of Lakeside City?
After extensive deliberation, the Authority concluded that “Lakeside City Lake” did not contain the words “Lakeside City” enough times.
What happens if I call it Lake Wichita?
Currently? Nothing.
However, your lack of civic enthusiasm will be noted.
Certificate of Renaming
By the completely self-granted authority vested in the Lakeside City Lake Renaming Authority of Texas, the body of water previously known as Lake Wichita shall henceforth be referred to by this organization as:
LAKESIDE CITY LAKE OF LAKESIDE CITY
Effective immediately and lasting until somebody comes up with an even more ridiculous name.
Report an Unauthorized Lake Name
Have you witnessed someone recklessly referring to Lakeside City Lake of Lakeside City as “Lake Wichita”? Submit an official incident report.